Beautiful Jessica Alba tells the truth about Perez Hilton

Dumb blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira has no true celebrity friends. It is a well known fact that famous people only talk to him, or pretend to like him in order to get positive coverage on his declining blog. The consequences of not sucking up to Perez Hilton can be severe. Case in point: Jessica Alba.

The beautiful and talented Mexican-American woman is often targeted by the blogging fat loser Perez Hilton, who calls her Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. Do you know why he does this? Because she would not suck up to him. She refused, rightly so, to have pictures taken with him at a nightclub. Ever since, the overweight scumbag has been attacking her, and affecting her image in the eyes of his fan base (95% of which consists of also overweight college-age women of below average intelligence).

The same goes, BTW, for Avril Lavigne. We learn more crap about Perez Hilton everyday. And everyday we feel it makes more sense to boycott him.

Perez Hilton TV Show canceled: Nobody cares "What Perez Sez"

We are hearing rumors that VH1 will not renew its agreement with discredited blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira to produce additional episodes of the televised laxative series "What Perez Sez." The ratings suck and VH1 is hurting its image by associating with the racist Hillary Clinton supporter!

We dare Perez to make his ratings public! If for some reason his show stays on the air, we will start a boycott of his advertisers. Promise.

In the meantime, here are some examples of the racist comments Perez has incited with his anti-Obama, pro-Clinton posts in recent weeks. This guy must be stopped! Boycott Perez Hilton.

Racist Perez Hilton continues to attack Obama

A fossilized political tranny known to some as "Geraldine Ferraro" recently re-emerged from obscurity to make racially charged attacks against Barack Obama. Ferraro, a supporter and fundraiser for Hillary Clinton, basically said that Obama is beating the hell out of Hillary just because he is black. The stupidity of her argument is two-fold: 1) it requires us to believe that being black in America is an advantage, and 2) it asks us to hold this against Obama. Obama, thank God, has not fallen into the trap and is continuing his positive campaign, which is about change and hope, not race. Check-out this MSNBC video for an update on all this. In any case, this post is not about Geraldine Ferraro, it is about racist blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira."

As you would expect, Perez Hilton never said a word about Geraldine Ferraro's comments. On Thursday, however he attacked Obama's pastor, Jeremiah Wright, for bringing up the issue of race. Pastor Wright simply said that Hillary has never been called the n-word.

Perez Hilton made a big deal about this, asking "why does it have to be about race?" What a hypocritical scumbag. Perez Hilton is a known racist. He has no black friends. And like Geraldine Ferraro, Perez Hilton is an avid supporter of Hillary Clinton, and has been using his blog to do her dirty work. He has implied that Obama is a communist, took the "plagiarism" nonsense as far as he could, and now accuses Obama--the candidate of change and hope, whose only disadvantage in this race is the fact that he is Black--of making the campaign about race.

Have you had enough of Perez Hilton? Boycott him!

Perez Hilton upsets Radiohead and NIN fans. Welcome to the Boycott!

Perez Hilton just pissed of a lot of people by talking smack about popular bands Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails. Radiohead and NIN fans, lets join forces! Welcome to the boycott!

Our boycott consists of not visiting the Perez site at least until November of this year. We are already affecting his traffic! Join us. There is no need to visit his site to know what is going on. Visit the boycott site for links to better gossip blogs. And of course, you will always find out at the boycott site when Perez Hilton finds himself in further trouble!

Perez Hilton Will Fail Miserably in the Music Business

In a fake attempt to “help” Patrick Swayze, who was recently diagnosed with potentially fatal cancer, disgraced blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira asked his fans to download Swayze’s song "She's Like The Wind" on iTunes. Hilton said they could make it a top-ten song on iTunes. Well, several days later the song is not even in the top ONE HUNDRED on iTunes.

Many will be surprised that Perez Hilton failed so miserably to influence the iTunes sales of a song, particularly when reaching to his fans for a "good" cause. Perez, after all just signed a deal to promote new music artists, receiving a $100,000 advance and 50% of all profits. But what Warner Music Group and everybody else seems to forget is that Perez Hilton is a pathetic talentless loser, a failed actor who can never be famous and succesful and has instead settled for being infamous and manureful! Everything Perez has ever touched has turned to shit, and his attempt to enter the music business will be no different.

Lets make something clear. Perez Hilton could not care less about Patrick Swayze. This was a cold and calculated publicity stunt for Perez to show that he can influence his fans--mostly overweight college-age girls of below average intelligence--to buy music. He had the huge advantage of asking them to buy music for a good cause. And he failed. Miserably.

Perez Hilton is a racist, anti-gay, disgusting spreader of lies. Boycott him!

Turd-for-brain Perez Hilton still biased in favor of Hillary Clinton

Douchetard Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira, the subject of our boycott, posted another pro-Hillary Clinton article on his crappy site today, misspelling the words "judgment" and "caucuses" in the process. It pains us to know that so many young women are learning to spell (and to vote!) from this fucktard. He must be stopped.

Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, remember to vote for OBAMA today!

All, remember to Boycott Perez Hilton!

P.S. - Perez's post is part of the Clinton campaign's attempt to lower expectations in order to get people to feel sorry for her, and to make any favorable results in her favor more impressive.

The true underdog is still Obama, who in addition to being a BLACK man trying to win in TEXAS (helloooo?), is fighting the awesome old-Washington Clinton juggernaut. She is ahead in the polls, thanks to her negative campaigning in the last few days. Obama needs our support!

Latest Real Clear Politics spreads:

Ohio: Clinton +6.4
Texas: Clinton +0.3
Rhode Island: Clinton +9.7

Perez Hilton says he's too fat and ugly for sex

The subject of our boycott, racist self-hater Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is now involved in a sex scandal, and in the process admits to being too fat and ugly for sex! We agree.

We'll let others tell you about how Lavandeira promised to help some loser named Jonathan Jaxon in exchange for a sex video. We only note that in his online chats with his victim, Perez Hilton claimed to have an 8.5 inch penis, said he loves "twinky all-american boys," but considered himself too "much of a fat fncking cow" to have sex. Caution: reading Perez' chats will probably cause nausea and vomiting and loss of in faith in humanity.