John Mayer did not make out with Perez Hilton, OK?!

What is wrong with people? Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is a talentless recovering drug addict who makes a living feeding off of the accomplishments and fame of others. In order to stay in the public eye he needs constant publicity stunts. His latest stunt consists of claiming that John Mayer kissed him passionately for five minutes on December, 2006, while Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer's crotch. None of this is surprising. What is surprising is that people actually believe Perez Hilton! US Magazine even paid for a lie detector test, which Perez "passed," and now everyone is convinced that Perez Hilton is telling the truth!

Have we not made it clear that Mario Lavandeira is a sociopath? He can lie all day about other people and no lie detector will ever figure out that he is lying, because he simply does not care. A sociopath is unable to feel remorse. No one should be surprised, then, that the lie detector did not identify that Lavandeira was lying when he talked about making out with John Mayer, his latest victim.

Did the lie detector identify any lies? YES. When asked whether he was making these allegations for publicity, Perez Hilton lied and said "no." The lie detector went off. Why? Because this time Lavandeira was lying about himself, his own thoughts and feelings. As a sociopath, Perez Hilton only cares about himself, and the lie detector is able to identify lies that relate to him.

Even if John Mayer was bi, people, for the love of reason, who would be attracted to Perez Hilton? What are the chances? Perez Hilton is doing this for publicity, and because John Mayer is one of few celebrities that are brave enough to confront him and speak the truth about him. As Mayer rightly points out, Perez just wants to be a celebrity. Wake up people, boycott Perez Hilton.

P.S. - There are also rumors that this is all a stunt orchestrated by Ashton Kutcher for an upcoming TV show about fooling the media. The problem is that it is hard to tell if Perez Hilton is acting because Mario Lavandeira is always acting.