Beautiful Jessica Alba tells the truth about Perez Hilton

Dumb blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira has no true celebrity friends. It is a well known fact that famous people only talk to him, or pretend to like him in order to get positive coverage on his declining blog. The consequences of not sucking up to Perez Hilton can be severe. Case in point: Jessica Alba.

The beautiful and talented Mexican-American woman is often targeted by the blogging fat loser Perez Hilton, who calls her Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. Do you know why he does this? Because she would not suck up to him. She refused, rightly so, to have pictures taken with him at a nightclub. Ever since, the overweight scumbag has been attacking her, and affecting her image in the eyes of his fan base (95% of which consists of also overweight college-age women of below average intelligence).

The same goes, BTW, for Avril Lavigne. We learn more crap about Perez Hilton everyday. And everyday we feel it makes more sense to boycott him.