Monday, April 28, 2008

A supporter is a supporter, I guess

Chris Crocker walking around with a message for Perez Hilton.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

We must help Obama like Perez Hilton helps Hillary

Perez Hilton is doing his part. The political posts on his crappy blog have not stopped since the eve of the Pennsylvania primary. He has served as a mouthpiece of the Clinton campaign from the beginning, doing the dirty work of accusing Obama and his supporters of being communists and blaming Obama for whatever stupid comments or acts his pastor, neighbors, or casual acquaintances have said or done over the past 30 years. See the images for some past examples of Perez's posts.

We have to do our part! Clinton is almost done. It all comes down to money. Her only hope is to raise enough money to flood the airwaves of Indiana, North Carolina and Oregon with negative attacks against Obama. She has the Internet covered with Perez. We need to help Obama end this thing in Indiana and North Carolina on May 6th!

Do it out of spite for Perez Hilton! Give Obama $5 right now! When you follow this link to make your donation to the Obama campaign, the campaign will know we are doing it in response to Perez Hilton's attacks!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Celebrities call Perez Hilton "disgusting," "a little douche"

Slowly, celebrities (some more famous than others) are realizing that there is no reason to be afraid of Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira.

Jessica Alba and John Mayer are recent examples of real celebrities who dared to speak the truth about Perez Hilton.

Now, enjoy this clip in which Chelsea Handler calls Perez Hilton "disgusting" while discussing Perez's frivolous lawsuit against blogger Jonathan Jaxson. Funnyman Jim Norton calls Perez "a little douche."

I think Perez is an enormous douche, but otherwise I agree with these guys!


Perez Hilton going down with Hillary Clinton

Ever since Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira decided to endorse Hillary Clinton for president both their "careers" started a precipitous decline.

Hillary's chances of securing the Democratic nomination have gone from about 90% to about 10%, even after her "win" in Pennsylvania.

For his part, Perez Hilton is having trouble getting new advertisers. We heard that the top two spots on his "Blogads" banner have been empty for weeks. In fact, you can now confirm for yourself which spots are empty at the moment!

Hillary and Perez have a lot in common. They both play dirty. And eventually, people see through their BS and recognize who they truly are.




Boycott Perez Hilton! Support Barack Obama!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Boycott Perez Hilton now on Facebook

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Enjoy, have fun, and boycott Perez!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Perez Hilton offends Christians and Autism patients

Two quick updates:

1. Madonna is a talented performer and she deserves to be in the public eye. She is also an expert self-promoter and will use any medium (no matter how sh*tty) to get her name out there, as she should. Accordingly, she made a video for Perez Hilton, who claims to be a fan. Perez, of course posted Madonna's video on his sh*tty site along with a sh*tty response.
The news (or is it?) here is that in his response Perez Hilton compares Madonna to Jesus and to God (welcome to America, new Pope!).

Quote from Perez Hilton: "Madonna made me a video... thats like Jesus speaking directly to me.... God God!"

2. Speaking of videos, if you have not seen this already, watch Perez Hilton call Autistic patients "retards."

Sorry if anyone is offended by our reposting of this trash. We are just trying to get the truth out there about who this person, Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira really is, at a time when he is increasingly being welcomed into the mainstream media.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Perez Hilton knocked off from Time Magazine's Top 100 by boycott supporters!

Congratulate yourselves, Boycott Perez Hilton supporters! A couple weeks ago Perez Hilton asked his (overweight, dumb) fans to vote for him to be included in Time Magazine's list of Top 100 influentials. At the time, Perez Hilton was in the top 10. He was ranked higher than the Dalai Lama!

We decided to take action and are happy to report that Perez is now ranked #155 on the list! Keep up the good work everyone, and rejoice in having done a good thing for the world!

Vote against Perez here!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

EXCLUSIVE: Key evidence emerges in Perez Hilton lawsuit


Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is going to get his butt handed to him in LA Superior Court as soon as fellow blogger Jonathan Jaxson and other defendants respond to Lavandeira's complaint.

The key claim of Perez Hilton's lawsuit is that Jaxson and other bloggers published Perez's phone number on the Internet in early April of 2008. But now, an investigation by BoycottPerezHilton.com reveals that Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira's phone number has been available to everyone on the Internet since at least 2005! See these pages for example:


It was Lavandeira's practice to give his address and phone number to any random person who sent him something he could use on his blog. If he didn't keep this information private, how can he sue others for making it public?

The complaint filed by Perez Hilton is so irresponsible and so full of lies that a reasonable judge should reprimand Perez Hilton's attorney and make Perez pay defendants' legal fees. Attorneys are supposed to conduct a reasonable investigation before they file a complaint against someone. Perez's attorney just had to Google the phone number is order to find it posted on several sites dating back to 2005.

It is clear that Lavandeira is using this lawsuit to intimidate his opponents and stifle competitors. If the justice system still works, Lavandeira will get what he deserves!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Perez Hilton, Queen of All Defamation, sues 26 blogs for defamation!


AAAARGHHH... THE IRONY!!!... SO. MUCH. IRONIEEEE!!!!... MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!

Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira, a fat freak of nature who made a career publishing unfounded rumors of celebrities and drawing sperm and cocaine coming out of celebrities' mouths and nostrils on images stolen from bona fide photographers, has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court against former publicist and blogger Jonathan Jaxson and 25 other unnamed bloggers for defaming him!

The lawsuit arises in part from Jaxson's claims back in February that Hilton asked him to send a video of Jaxson masturbating in exchange for celebrity tips and rumors that Jaxson could publish on his blog. Jaxson alleged back then that he sent in the masturbation video, but Perez never kept his end of the bargain. See this blog entry to refresh your memory! Boycott Perez Hilton favorite site Popcrunch.com is also named in the lawsuit.

In his complaint Perez asserts that Jaxson's claims "expose [him] to hatred, contempt, ridicule, and obloquy." HA HA HA HA. Obloquy, BTW, refers to "a state of disgrace resulting from public abuse." The fact is, people, that the scandalous accusations by Jaxson, whether true or not, did not hurt Perez Hilton's reputation. I mean, come on, WHAT REPUTATION??? That of being a defamer and a thief?

What really seems to have pissed Perez off is that on April 2, Jaxson posted Perez's private cell number on his blog, wishing Perez "a belated Happy Birthday" and encouraging people to call him up. The complaint alleges that 25 other sites and blogs also published Perez's number, resulting in Perez receiving "over one thousand calls on his private cell phone (which he also uses for business), causing Lavandeira to sustain extreme interference with his business, including the Website, and suffer a loss of productivity by virtue of having his cell phone ringing non-stop since the publication was made." HA HA HA. Put yourself in the shoes of a juror. Do you think Perez can prove any damages? If someone is trying to reach Perez for business and Perez's cell phone is busy, can;t they just call his manager (and mother), or EMAIL him, or FedEx him? Can't they wait a few hours until Perez gets a new phone number and has his assistant call everybody up to give them the new number? PUH-LEEZ. The only "damage" here was to Perez Hilton's ego.

That is just funny. Can celebrities sue Perez Hilton for the "extreme interference" with their business that they suffer when Perez publishes false rumors about them (ie., that they are gay). Can Barack Obama sue Perez Hilton for damaging his reputation, implying that he is a communist, a plagiarist, and associates with persons of ill-repute?

This lawsuit has no merit, and neither does Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira.

It will be interesting, however, to see if the case moves forward because the defendants will be entitled to discovery of Perez's evidence, including his computers records. This will be necessary to determine if Perez really received Jaxson's masturbation video, and if the instant-message conversations published by Jaxson really took place. AND IT WILL BE FUNNY.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Perez Hilton snubbed by TIME Magazine after begging


Time Magazine just released its ranking of the Top 25 Blogs and, as it should be, Perez Hilton is nowhere to be found on the list.

Notably, Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is urging his (overweight young women) fans to vote for his inclusion in Time Magazine's TOP 100 Most influential people list. Hopefully the blog list snub is an indication that the magazine won't be so stupid as to include Perez on that list either.

Do your part and vote against Perez Hilton's inclusion in the TOP 100!

Saturday, April 5, 2008

John Mayer did not make out with Perez Hilton, OK?!

What is wrong with people? Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is a talentless recovering drug addict who makes a living feeding off of the accomplishments and fame of others. In order to stay in the public eye he needs constant publicity stunts. His latest stunt consists of claiming that John Mayer kissed him passionately for five minutes on December, 2006, while Jessica Simpson rubbed Mayer's crotch. None of this is surprising. What is surprising is that people actually believe Perez Hilton! US Magazine even paid for a lie detector test, which Perez "passed," and now everyone is convinced that Perez Hilton is telling the truth!

Have we not made it clear that Mario Lavandeira is a sociopath? He can lie all day about other people and no lie detector will ever figure out that he is lying, because he simply does not care. A sociopath is unable to feel remorse. No one should be surprised, then, that the lie detector did not identify that Lavandeira was lying when he talked about making out with John Mayer, his latest victim.

Did the lie detector identify any lies? YES. When asked whether he was making these allegations for publicity, Perez Hilton lied and said "no." The lie detector went off. Why? Because this time Lavandeira was lying about himself, his own thoughts and feelings. As a sociopath, Perez Hilton only cares about himself, and the lie detector is able to identify lies that relate to him.

Even if John Mayer was bi, people, for the love of reason, who would be attracted to Perez Hilton? What are the chances? Perez Hilton is doing this for publicity, and because John Mayer is one of few celebrities that are brave enough to confront him and speak the truth about him. As Mayer rightly points out, Perez just wants to be a celebrity. Wake up people, boycott Perez Hilton.

P.S. - There are also rumors that this is all a stunt orchestrated by Ashton Kutcher for an upcoming TV show about fooling the media. The problem is that it is hard to tell if Perez Hilton is acting because Mario Lavandeira is always acting.

Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is a sociopath

Perez Hilton is a sociopath, a person who suffers from antisocial personality disorder. By way of example, consider how Perez Hilton exhibits the following symptons of the disease:

  • Tendency to violate the rights the rights and boundaries of others (including property): Again, Perez steals celebrity pictures and music and infringes copyrights and trademarks.
  • Substance abuse: Perez Hilton's confirmed profile on a gay dating site suggests that he enjoys drug-fueled orgies. He is rumored to have used crystal meth. See here , here, and here.
  • Lack of remorse, related to hurting others: Perez Hilton consistently refuses to apologize for or withdraw statements he makes even when it is proven that the statements are untrue and that they hurt people. Examples include statements made about Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, and numerous celebrities he claims to have "outed."
  • Superficial charm: You simply can't find a more fake person that Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira, his entire persona is an act, and to the extent anybody "likes" him what they like is the superficial persona he projects.
  • A sense of extreme entitlement: The guy has a silly blog where he publishes lies and draws cum on people's mouths, but considers himself Queen of All Media.
  • Inability to make or keep friends: Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira has no true friends. Some celebrities pretend to like him in order to avoid negative coverage on his blog.
Tired of Perez Hilton? Boycott his site.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Latest Anti-Obama Perez Hilton post Angers Many

People are slowing realizing what a dirtbag Perez Hilton really is. His latest posts about Barack Obama have angered many. Welcome to the boycott! Perez Hilton's average reader is a 26 year old woman. It is immensely troubling for thinking people to know that this talentless, racist hack can influence what thousands of young women think is cool, and even who they vote for! He has to be stopped. For more information on Perez' latest attack against Obama, check out these blog posts:

http://hollywood-247.com/?p=25405

http://www.celebritygossipspot.com/the-kind-of-company-perez-hilton-keeps/

http://aisha-vu.livejournal.com/47252.html?view=41108#t41108

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Beautiful Jessica Alba tells the truth about Perez Hilton

Dumb blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira has no true celebrity friends. It is a well known fact that famous people only talk to him, or pretend to like him in order to get positive coverage on his declining blog. The consequences of not sucking up to Perez Hilton can be severe. Case in point: Jessica Alba.

The beautiful and talented Mexican-American woman is often targeted by the blogging fat loser Perez Hilton, who calls her Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba. Do you know why he does this? Because she would not suck up to him. She refused, rightly so, to have pictures taken with him at a nightclub. Ever since, the overweight scumbag has been attacking her, and affecting her image in the eyes of his fan base (95% of which consists of also overweight college-age women of below average intelligence).

The same goes, BTW, for Avril Lavigne. We learn more crap about Perez Hilton everyday. And everyday we feel it makes more sense to boycott him.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Perez Hilton TV Show canceled: Nobody cares "What Perez Sez"

We are hearing rumors that VH1 will not renew its agreement with discredited blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira to produce additional episodes of the televised laxative series "What Perez Sez." The ratings suck and VH1 is hurting its image by associating with the racist Hillary Clinton supporter!

We dare Perez to make his ratings public! If for some reason his show stays on the air, we will start a boycott of his advertisers. Promise.

In the meantime, here are some examples of the racist comments Perez has incited with his anti-Obama, pro-Clinton posts in recent weeks. This guy must be stopped! Boycott Perez Hilton.








Thursday, March 13, 2008

Racist Perez Hilton continues to attack Obama

A fossilized political tranny known to some as "Geraldine Ferraro" recently re-emerged from obscurity to make racially charged attacks against Barack Obama. Ferraro, a supporter and fundraiser for Hillary Clinton, basically said that Obama is beating the hell out of Hillary just because he is black. The stupidity of her argument is two-fold: 1) it requires us to believe that being black in America is an advantage, and 2) it asks us to hold this against Obama. Obama, thank God, has not fallen into the trap and is continuing his positive campaign, which is about change and hope, not race. Check-out this MSNBC video for an update on all this. In any case, this post is not about Geraldine Ferraro, it is about racist blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira."


As you would expect, Perez Hilton never said a word about Geraldine Ferraro's comments. On Thursday, however he attacked Obama's pastor, Jeremiah Wright, for bringing up the issue of race. Pastor Wright simply said that Hillary has never been called the n-word.

Perez Hilton made a big deal about this, asking "why does it have to be about race?" What a hypocritical scumbag. Perez Hilton is a known racist. He has no black friends. And like Geraldine Ferraro, Perez Hilton is an avid supporter of Hillary Clinton, and has been using his blog to do her dirty work. He has implied that Obama is a communist, took the "plagiarism" nonsense as far as he could, and now accuses Obama--the candidate of change and hope, whose only disadvantage in this race is the fact that he is Black--of making the campaign about race.
Have you had enough of Perez Hilton? Boycott him!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Perez Hilton upsets Radiohead and NIN fans. Welcome to the Boycott!

Perez Hilton just pissed of a lot of people by talking smack about popular bands Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails. Radiohead and NIN fans, lets join forces! Welcome to the boycott!

Our boycott consists of not visiting the Perez site at least until November of this year. We are already affecting his traffic! Join us. There is no need to visit his site to know what is going on. Visit the boycott site for links to better gossip blogs. And of course, you will always find out at the boycott site when Perez Hilton finds himself in further trouble!

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Perez Hilton Will Fail Miserably in the Music Business


In a fake attempt to “help” Patrick Swayze, who was recently diagnosed with potentially fatal cancer, disgraced blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira asked his fans to download Swayze’s song "She's Like The Wind" on iTunes. Hilton said they could make it a top-ten song on iTunes. Well, several days later the song is not even in the top ONE HUNDRED on iTunes.

Many will be surprised that Perez Hilton failed so miserably to influence the iTunes sales of a song, particularly when reaching to his fans for a "good" cause. Perez, after all just signed a deal to promote new music artists, receiving a $100,000 advance and 50% of all profits. But what Warner Music Group and everybody else seems to forget is that Perez Hilton is a pathetic talentless loser, a failed actor who can never be famous and succesful and has instead settled for being infamous and manureful! Everything Perez has ever touched has turned to shit, and his attempt to enter the music business will be no different.

Lets make something clear. Perez Hilton could not care less about Patrick Swayze. This was a cold and calculated publicity stunt for Perez to show that he can influence his fans--mostly overweight college-age girls of below average intelligence--to buy music. He had the huge advantage of asking them to buy music for a good cause. And he failed. Miserably.

Perez Hilton is a racist, anti-gay, disgusting spreader of lies. Boycott him!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Turd-for-brain Perez Hilton still biased in favor of Hillary Clinton


Douchetard Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira, the subject of our boycott, posted another pro-Hillary Clinton article on his crappy site today, misspelling the words "judgment" and "caucuses" in the process. It pains us to know that so many young women are learning to spell (and to vote!) from this fucktard. He must be stopped.

Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, remember to vote for OBAMA today!

All, remember to Boycott Perez Hilton!

P.S. - Perez's post is part of the Clinton campaign's attempt to lower expectations in order to get people to feel sorry for her, and to make any favorable results in her favor more impressive.

The true underdog is still Obama, who in addition to being a BLACK man trying to win in TEXAS (helloooo?), is fighting the awesome old-Washington Clinton juggernaut. She is ahead in the polls, thanks to her negative campaigning in the last few days. Obama needs our support!

Latest Real Clear Politics spreads:

Ohio: Clinton +6.4
Texas: Clinton +0.3
Rhode Island: Clinton +9.7

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Perez Hilton says he's too fat and ugly for sex


The subject of our boycott, racist self-hater Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira is now involved in a sex scandal, and in the process admits to being too fat and ugly for sex! We agree.

We'll let others tell you about how Lavandeira promised to help some loser named Jonathan Jaxon in exchange for a sex video. We only note that in his online chats with his victim, Perez Hilton claimed to have an 8.5 inch penis, said he loves "twinky all-american boys," but considered himself too "much of a fat fncking cow" to have sex. Caution: reading Perez' chats will probably cause nausea and vomiting and loss of in faith in humanity.