Showing posts with label music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Perez Hilton Will Fail Miserably in the Music Business


In a fake attempt to “help” Patrick Swayze, who was recently diagnosed with potentially fatal cancer, disgraced blogger Mario "Perez Hilton" Lavandeira asked his fans to download Swayze’s song "She's Like The Wind" on iTunes. Hilton said they could make it a top-ten song on iTunes. Well, several days later the song is not even in the top ONE HUNDRED on iTunes.

Many will be surprised that Perez Hilton failed so miserably to influence the iTunes sales of a song, particularly when reaching to his fans for a "good" cause. Perez, after all just signed a deal to promote new music artists, receiving a $100,000 advance and 50% of all profits. But what Warner Music Group and everybody else seems to forget is that Perez Hilton is a pathetic talentless loser, a failed actor who can never be famous and succesful and has instead settled for being infamous and manureful! Everything Perez has ever touched has turned to shit, and his attempt to enter the music business will be no different.

Lets make something clear. Perez Hilton could not care less about Patrick Swayze. This was a cold and calculated publicity stunt for Perez to show that he can influence his fans--mostly overweight college-age girls of below average intelligence--to buy music. He had the huge advantage of asking them to buy music for a good cause. And he failed. Miserably.

Perez Hilton is a racist, anti-gay, disgusting spreader of lies. Boycott him!